Personnel Roster

Curator: Liza Carlan

Division: Command


Aidan Headly, CommanderName: Aidan Headly

Age: 25

Code Name: Ace Of Spades

Title: Commander

Division: Command

Recruitment Date: 7/2/2137

Official Citizenship Status: Entry Redacted N/A Unregistered

Corporation of Origin: N/A

Special Interests: Metal engraving, – -assuming the worst will happen  looking confused-


Guys, don’t add commentary to the Commander’s file. Not kidding here.

-LC


Name: Liza Carlan

Age: 29

Title: Personnel Officer
Code Name: Queen Of Clubs

Division: Command

Recruitment Date: 3/3/2143

Official Citizenship Status: N/A Unregistered

Corporation of Origin: N/A

Special Interests: —busting our asses—worrying about EVERYTHING—-playing mother hen—

 Not cool. Quit screwing with files.

-LC


Throwing knives, visual arts

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 2

Details: Pinned a commanding officer to a wall with a throwing knife. No resulting injury. Kneed medical officer of base 680 in the groin during joint venture.
Commanding Officer’s Note: Acquitted of Disciplinary Action. Was being accosted. Self defense.

 


Division: Financial


Blake Frachette, Financial Officer Base 1407Name: Blake Frachette
Age: 51

Title: Financial Officer
Code Name: -fat cat- Ace Of Diamonds

Division: Command

Recruitment Date: 5/23/2125

Official Citizenship Status: Presumed Dead. Grid Restricted Personnel. Medical Restriction.

Corporation of Origin: Zoncom

Special Interests: –Robbing from the rich to give to the poor–


Blake, you can’t rip off Robin Hood in an official file.

-LC


Pre-Incorporation coin collecting, correcting grammar in basemates’ reports

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 1

Details: Rerouted credits from base 310 because ‘they’re lazy bastards who didn’t pull their weight.’


Division: Logistics

 


Name: Kevin McIllian
Age: 25

Title: Logistics Officer
Code Name: -King- -queen- -King- -queen- KING Of Hearts
-queen 😉 –

Division: Logistics

Recruitment Date: 12/31/2145

Official Citizenship Status: N/A Presumed Dead

Corporation of Origin: Cavanaugh Corporation

Special Interests: —shitty hair band music— weird word collecting—making the rest of us feel like plebes— —the worst vids ever made in human history—
 Guys, seriously. Quit writing stuff I have to go into the master file and delete later.

-LC
Retro-Technologies, History Of Entertainment, History Of Literature, Game Development
Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 6

Details: Verbally insulted Sector Requisitions Controller. Threatened to ‘defenestrate’ (sp?) requisitions officer accused of requisitions fraud from base 889. Sent box of diapers to Sector Requisitions Controller with note indicating officer required them due to personality. Disobeyed orders and removed unapproved civilians from Grid. 2 cases of stimulant abuse: abuse of Stay-Wake to complete work on documentation in time for subordinate’s requisitions run to meet contact, abuse of Stay-Wake in order to forgo sleep for a week while on requisitions mission. Referred by medical officer.


Name: Yvonne Flesher

Age:28

Title: Physical Requisitions Specialist

Code Name: Nine Of Hearts

Division: Logistics

Recruitment Date: 6/7/2150

Official Citizenship Status: CAS

Corporation of Origin: ZonCom

Special Interests: -Sarah!- –boobies–
Yvonne, stay out of the files. Not funny.

-LC
Parkour, boxing, rock climbing, long distance running

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 5

Details: Graffitied multiple male genitalia in officer’s lounge. Verbally abused commanding officer. Abetted base mate in putting inflatable sheep sex toy in the common room of another base with the name of an officer written on it. 1 count abuse of Stay-Wake during run while shepherding civilians off grid. Graffitied fanged female genitalia on vehicle of medical officer from base 680 with the words ‘Bite Me!’

 


Jim Crawford, Operative Specialist Base 1407Name: Jim Crawford

Age: 30

Title: Operative Specialist
Code Name: Seven Of Spades

Division: Logistics

Recruitment Date: 9/2/2152

Official Citizenship Status, Corporation Assigned: CAS

Corporation of Origin: TechoCo

Special Interests: sports, boxing

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 0

Details: thank God somebody sane in this department


Division: Transport


Dozer Short, Senior Transport Specialist Base 1407Name: Dozer Short
Age: 40

Title: Senior Transport Specialist

Division: Transport

Code Name: Two Of Diamonds

Recruitment Date: 8/9/2139

Official Citizenship Status:  CPS

Corporation of Origin: American AgCo

Special Interests: Alcohol brewing and distilling.

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days:1

Details: Refused direct order to transport officer. Cited danger to driver and vehicle.
Commander’s Note: Acquitted of Disciplinary Action.  Officer was out of order.


Name: Tafarah (Topher) Fiaz

Age:20

Title: Junior Transport Specialist

Division: Transport

Recruitment Date: 1/2/2153

Official Citizenship Status: CPS. Grid restricted personnel. Wanted for questioning.

Corporation of Origin: National Banking

Special Interests: –boobs– –porn– –getting laid (in his dreams)–
Whoever wrote on this file is an asshole.

-LC
3D pattern creation and coding for IMFJ6, IMFJ9 and IMFJ13-16 models.  R&D on high efficiency vehicles and farm equipment.
Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 1

Details: Removed parts from vehicle of pro-tem commander. Bolts in chassis of passenger seat. Officer sustained slight cranial bruising when seat went over backwards.


Division: Munitions


Name: Lazarus (Laz) Smith

Age: 27

Title: Munitions Officer

Code Name: JOKER

Division: Munitions

Recruitment Date: 1/1/2146

Official Citizenship Status: N/A Unregistered

Corporation of Origin: N/A

Special Interests:—trouble!– —making us laugh– —-being a jackass—  rock climbing, board and card games, entertainment design.

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 7

Details: Placed mustard packets under all the toilet seats in the men’s hygiene room. 3 counts wasting resources: placed starting caps (snappers) under mattress of pro-tem commander’s bed. Repeated offence when new commander arrived. Both times. Abetted base mate in putting inflatable sheep sex toy in the common room of another base with the name of an officer written on it. Verbally abused Commander Quinn, threatened bodily harm to officer involving a grenade and the officer’s person. Harassment of officer: pulled prank involving shaving cream, bucket of glue, feathers and playing the recording of a drone low-fly to make the officer run out of his bedroom. Took a picture of the result. Officer requests penalization and psych eval.


Name: Sarah Flesher

Age: 29

Title: Operative Specialist
Code Name: Black Diamond -ooh sexy- -shut up-

Division: Munitions

Recruitment Date: 1/1/2126

Official Citizenship Status: N/A Unregistered

Corporation of Origin: N/A

Special Interests: –eating girls out—you mean oral sex–it’s called cunnilingus dear–

You seriously CANNOT put Oral Sex in an official file, guys!

-LC

—getting into trouble—Antique rifles, bullet making, parkour.
Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 4

Details: Placed small explosive under seat of officer visiting from base 775. Appeared for duty topless and refused to dress properly. Twice. Reported that she was ‘dressing down for Friday’.
Used lubricating oil intended for rifle to create slick surface in hallway outside pro-tem commanding officer’s door. Minor abrasions sustained by plaintiff.

 


Division: Technical


Name: Tweak 
Age: 17 (*unconfirmed)

Title: Technical Contractor
Code Name: The Tweak

Division: Technical

Recruitment Date: 7/25/2155

Official Citizenship Status: CPS

Corporation of Origin: TechoCo

Special Interests: Game coding, technical research

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 4

Details: Broke basemate’s nose when in a panic attack. Abuse of coding credentials: Ordered unapproved luxury goods using official Force channels. Attitude detrimental to base morale.

This is bullshit.

Tweak, don’t write on your file

-LC

Don’t tell me what to do.


Division: Hydroelectric Maintenance


Name: Janice Danvers

Age:–too old for this shit– 39

Title: Senior Hydroelectric Specialist

Code Name: Ace Of Clubs

Division: Hydroelectrics

Recruitment Date: 8/2/2132

Official Citizenship Status:  Entry Redacted 

N/A Presumed Dead

Corporation of Origin: American AgCo

Special Interests: -cussing- -being a perv- woodcarving, r&d hydroelectric design, r&d mechanical design, growing food crops

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 8

Details: 3 counts stimulant abuse while searching for or drilling new water sources. Skipped sleep for up to a week. 3 counts verbal abuse of a superior officer. At length. In detail.  1 count threat of physical violence to a superior officer: slammed commander against a wall and threatened to put a wrench through his $## skull. 1 count physical assault: after verbal disagreement, hit visiting hydraulic officer across the back of the head with hand when he tried to recalibrate her machinery.


Division: Medical


Name: Damian Coson

Age: 29

Rank: Medical Officer

Division: Medical

Recruitment Date: 7/16/2151

Official Citizenship Status: CSS. Grid restricted personnel. Wanted for questioning. 

Corporation of Origin: Cavanaugh Corporation

Special Interests: genetic mutation, biometric technologies.

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 0

Details: I’m sending your paperwork in for a commendation. Don’t deny it this time.


Name: Alice Poblotskie

Age: 22

Rank: Medical Specalist

Division: Medical

Recruitment Date: 1/21/2153

Official Citizenship Status: CPS

Corporation of Origin: National Banking

Special Interests: knitting all kinds of gamma special needs sweaters- ,gardening, growing food crops

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 0

Details: doing great Alice keep it up


Division: Noncombatant


 Name: Andrea Lawrence

Age: 23

Rank: N/A

Division: Civ. Cooking, childcare.

Recruitment Date: N/A

Official Citizenship Status: N/A Unregistered

Corporation of Origin: N/A

Special Interests: Cooking, agriculture, gardening

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 0

Details: Thanks for working so hard. Sending your paperwork in for a commendation!


 Name: Billie Jeffries

Age: 18 (Unconfirmed)

Rank: N/A

Division: Civ. Cooking, childcare.

Recruitment Date: N/A

Official Citizenship Status:CPS

Corporation of Origin: TechoCo

Special Interests: Cooking, knitting

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 0

Details: Thanks for working so hard, we appreciate all your help in the kitchen.

 


Name: Donovan and Deliquisha (Donny and Dilly) Coson

Age: 12. Twins.

Rank: N/A

Division: Civ.

Recruitment Date: N/A

Official Citizenship Status: CSS. Grid restricted personnel. Wanted for questioning. 

Corporation of Origin: Cavanaugh Corporation

Special Interests: -blowing stuff up!- -trouble!-Dilly is learning to help her older brother. Donny has an interest in helping in the kitchen.

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: 13

Details:

Left base without permission three times

Stole sugar from the canteen, hid in their room. Ant infestation resulted.

Hid cookies in their room. Mice infestation resulted.
8 counts failure to appear for chores


Name: Tommy Lawrence

Age: 10

Rank: N/A

Division: Civ.

Recruitment Date: N/A

Official Citizenship Status: N/A Unregistered

Corporation of Origin: N/A

Special Interests: Disney– -and really sappy movies! Sorry kid we love you but no more movies where the dad/mom/dog dies okay?

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: N/A

Details: N/A


Name: Henrietta Crawford

Age: 2

Rank: N/A

Division: Civ.

Recruitment Date: N/A

Official Citizenship Status: N/A Unregistered

Corporation of Origin: N/A

Special Interests: N/A -extra crunchy boogers- -screaming-

Disciplinary Actions Within Past Ninety Days: N/A

Details: N/A